My wife's OES

"Listen to me. I want a pound of tomatoes, two pounds of potatoes and three pounds of mangoes. Buy all of them only from Mosquitoes' shop. Is that clear?" she said.

"Clearoes" I replied, and I left before hearing any more "oes". What a life I live!

The grocery store was very busy, and while I was looking for these "oes", I heard the "oes" again behind me, from two pretty women.

First woman:     There she goes

Second woman: Oh! Who is she?

First woman:     That woman, who bought a lot of cherries and blackberries

Second woman: Oh! That ugly woman! Do you know her?

First woman:      No, but she must be rich

Second woman: Who said that nonsense?

First woman:      Do you know her?

Second woman: No. By the way, who are you?

First woman:      I am Julia.

Second woman: Oh! Look at that stupid woman, there!

First woman:     What is that rubbish? She bought only three cucumbers and left!

Second woman: She must be poor.

First woman:     Who said that? She is rich.

Second woman: Do you know her?

First woman:     Of course not! Bye.

Second woman: Bye.

As I was returning home, there was a big smile on my face. True, my wife may not have a pretty face, but she has a pretty tongue and a very good heart. I love her and all of her "oes".