Directions

First man: Look, the directions to my house are very, very easy.

Second man: Really!!

First man: Yes, absolutely easy.

Second man: Why don't you come with me?

First man: I must go to the bank to get money for you. You are my guest, and I don't want to get you into troubles.

Second man: Oh money! Tell me the directions.

First man: Listen to me carefully. Go straight for thirty blocks, then...

Second man: What?? Thirty blocks!!

First man: Yes.

Second man: I must get a taxi.

First man: No dear, the taxi will cost you a lot.

Second man: Well, well. Keep going.

First man: Ok, after these thirty blocks. You will turn left, and turn right, and turn left again. Then, go for thirty blocks, and...

Second man: Thirty blocks more!!

First man: Yes, please don't interrupt me. After that you will see a lovely forest...

Second man: Forest!!

First man: Don't interrupt me, just listen. Now, when you get to the forest, go through it till you reach a black jungle. Then, you will find my house waiting for you on your right. Is that clear?

Second man: Oh, I think so.

First man: Good, see you soon after a hundred years.

Second man: What?? A hundred years!!

First man: Sorry, I meant a hundred minutes. See you.

Second man: See you.