A wonderful recipe

With you today is the great chef Osama Soliman. Today, I will give you a fantastic recipe. It is called The Thing.

Ingredients:

a quarter lamb, a half ton of flour, a hundred eggs, a teaspoon of coffee or tea, as you like, a thousand tablespoons of salt, and a tiny piece of cheese.

Directions:

- Put the meat into an oven for five hours. Don't worry at all if you find it looks like a small black rat when you take it out.

- Put flour, eggs, coffee or tea, salt and anything else you find beside you on the meat except the piece of cheese.

- Mix it all together, and put it into the oven again for sixteen minutes. Sixteen minutes no more, no less. Be precise.

- Put the tiny piece of cheese very slowly on top of the thing that you've taken from the oven. Be very careful! Otherwise there will be a big explosion.

- Let it cool down, and serve it to your cat or dog. If they refuse to eat it, don't worry at all; there is a bin in your kitchen, you could put it in.

See you soon with another wonderful dish.